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gamefreaksnz:

Dragon Age: Inquisition release date announced, new gameplay trailer

Dragon Age: Inquisition, the third chapter in BioWare’s fantasy role-playing game series, will be released on October 7, 2014.

View the new gameplay trailer here.

— 6 hours ago with 661 notes
#pumped 

tumblingdoe:

ctvadim:

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

And this is why tumblingdoe and lacigreen are IMPORTANT.

I want to know states that have the highest sexual health and do some serious overlaying.

Aww Texas is in all of these. But guess what no surprised…

— 6 hours ago with 78301 notes
smoking-suicide:

imagiraffekindagirl:

smoking-suicide:

the shit i text people

<3

Eep, I don’t understand how my texts have got so many notes? 

smoking-suicide:

imagiraffekindagirl:

smoking-suicide:

the shit i text people

<3

Eep, I don’t understand how my texts have got so many notes? 

(Source: smoking-suicide, via milkandlace)

— 2 days ago with 163027 notes

judas-goatt:

this set speaks to me on a whole other level.

— 1 week ago with 503 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

— 2 weeks ago with 68120 notes
zerojigoku:

Gentleman Pikachu Parody

The greatest

zerojigoku:

Gentleman Pikachu Parody

The greatest

— 3 weeks ago with 1 note
#pokemon  #pikachu 

edwardspoonhands:

iwillartforyou:

I made a Welcome to Night Vale Dress! <3

I want to be a girl so bad right now…

If you want to wear a dress dude, just do it… Who cares what others think

— 3 weeks ago with 37276 notes
tumblingdoe:

paintedgoat:

wyrdsister02:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome



it got better

Lindsay!!

I hear you ;o)

tumblingdoe:

paintedgoat:

wyrdsister02:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

it got better

Lindsay!!

I hear you ;o)

(Source: michaelgclifford)

— 1 month ago with 184883 notes

Is it bad that I instantly though about myself?… Probably…

(Source: superskrull, via wilwheaton)

— 1 month ago with 304948 notes
#mylife